Our Platform
NEW LEADERSHIP DELIVERING RESULTS FOR OUR COMMUNITY
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Press Conference Script:
Mattie Jensen
Press Secretary
To start off our session together, I am incredibly sad at the fact
that many of our loved ones were affected in the earthquake that took 27 student
lives and ruined a college, and houses. Many native Coloradans lived in boulder
and have lost everything that they spent years trying to build. Many families still
hold their breath, waiting for loved children to appear at the doorstep. Natural
disasters happen every day, and it seems to be happening more recently. Our
president candidate, Colin Haefner is going to allow firemen, to get a big overtime
pay, to help with the discovery of loved ones. Every fireman that takes his own
free time to help un-bury the mess, will get a bigger overtime pay. Then we will
have volunteers to help the fireman get the place cleaned up. We will also have a
group of people that will go around and help with the broken glasses and dishes in
people’s houses. Our groups founding will come from abortion centers. Because
our group supports no abortions, the abortions that will be produced- from rape and
incest- Will not be taxed by the citizens of The United States.
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Allegation Statement:
Ku Klux Klan Allegation Statement
By: BrookeLyn Paynter
You may have recently heard the false allegations about me being apart of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK). I was never apart of the KKK, but the pictures that were taken of me being around the KKK, however, are not fake. You see, when I was in my youth my little sister had been taken by the KKK, so my family and I met up with some members to get her back. They made an offer, that if we were to give them one million dollars, they would deliver my sister back unharmed, and if we were to fail then they would murder her. I was unaware that pictures were taken of my family and I being in the same area as the KKK. I had never seen them before until they got released to the press. The members that my family made a deal with made us promise not to tell anyone or else they would kill everyone that we loved, but later those same members that took my sister got arrested and got sentenced to the death penalty. I am so very sorry for the misunderstanding and the confusion all this has caused.
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